How To Spot a Raver
~ Ravers can perfectly understand and have amazing conversations with anyone under the age of ten.
~ Ravers know where all the best toy stores are.
~ Ravers get the most mileage out of their shoes. The toes and heels always curl up because they`re so worn down.
~ Ravers always wish the dj would spin that OC Transpo track that they keep hearing on the bus ride home.
~ Ravers are the only people who don`t have their age calculated in months, yet still wear and use pacifiers.
~ Ravers have irregular sleeping patterns that would kill a normal human being.
~ Ravers always consider every new place they go to as a possible location for a party.
~ Ravers hug EVERYONE.
~ Ravers can DANCE.
~ Ravers can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor.
~ Ravers understand the art of the bathroom conversation.
~ Ravers choose their clothes by texture, color, and size.
~ Ravers love homemade clothes because they`ve seen the price tag on a pair of Lithiums.
~ Ravers get the most enjoyment out of gino/guit stories.
~ Ravers always order water when they go out to clubs.
~ Ravers realize that "Evian" spells "naivE" backwards.
~ Ravers notice that the doors near the Mackenzie King Bridge have an "E" on the handle.
~ Ravers always know the most likely spot to find other ravers within a one-hundred foot radius.
~ Ravers recognize other ravers by their jewelry.
~ Ravers don`t bother planning to meet their friends ahead of time, their friends are always already there.
~ Ravers don`t say "Nice shoes, wanna fu@k?"
~ Ravers give the best hugs and massages.
~ Ravers have a one track mind. It goes "thump thump tweet hump tweet thump".
~ Ravers constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life.
~ Ravers helped Adidas through the "lean" years.
~ Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks.
~ Ravers know how to SMILE.
~ Ravers always choose "E" on multiple choice questions.
~ Ravers are good at playing "guess what he`s on".
~ Ravers will say "hi" to those people they don`t know, yet always see on the bus.
~ Ravers can`t waatch Electric Circus without it being muted.
~ Ravers define the style of music they listen to as "good".
~ Ravers know what to do with a dead glowstick !
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